15 Hilarious Confessions Of Sleep-Deprived Moms

Being a parent is a beautiful thing. but it also involves countless sleepless nights.

Being a parent is a beautiful thing,but it also involves countless sleepless nights. Let’s face it – you’re not getting much sleep the first few years. If you need more proof, check out these 15 hilarious confessions from sleep-deprived moms.


“I walked out to my car and strapped my son into his car seat before I realized that I didn’t have pants on.”

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“I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and was surprised to find I felt warm and wet. Turns out I was so tired that I was peeing on the couch instead of in the toilet. I had literally pulled down my pants, sat down on the couch, and started peeing as if I were on the toilet. I just added that to the list of bodily fluids I had to clean up that night.”




“I kept trying to open the front door of my house by pressing the unlock button of my car key.”

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“I filled a sippy with milk and handed it to the dog. When he didn’t take it I got annoyed and said, ‘Well? Here you go!’ It took me a full five seconds to realize he wasn’t the 2-year-old.”

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“One night I realized my whole family was in the room with me but no one was holding the baby. Panicked, I yelled, ‘Where’s the baby?!’ My husband looked straight at me and said, ‘Um, honey, you’re nursing her.'”

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“Let my kid keep doing the computer, she came in my room and around 10 and said, aren’t I supposed to be in bed yet?”

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“I looked out the window and thought, ‘Huh, the neighbors across the street have the same car as us.’ Then I realized it was our car on their front lawn! I had forgotten to put on the parking brake and it rolled there!”

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“I tried to drink soy sauce instead of cola.”



“My little one is a month old, but so far I awoke to find myself trying to burp my husband.”

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“My oldest wasn’t even two when I had my second child. That first week was a blur. One night I got up to feed the baby and heard snoring as I walked past the kitchen. Turns out I’d forgotten to take the older one out of her high chair and she’d fallen asleep, using her spaghetti as a pillow.”

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“In the middle of the night I tried to change my daughter, but ended up putting a clean diaper on over the dirty one”



“After pumping milk at 3 a.m. I walked into the kitchen and dumped it all down the drain. I screamed the second I realized what I did. I’d gone into zombie-cleaning mode without thinking.”

via: SleepDeprivedMom


“During my first month as a new mom I texted my husband (who was in bed next to me) to ask him where he was.”

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“I was breastfeeding my oldest in my living room wearing only a bra and sweats. There was a knock at the door so I got up to answer it with my breast still hanging out of my bra. The UPS guy was shocked and kept looking away. I didn’t even realize what I’d done until hours later.”

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“I had to go a whole day at work like this…”

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