Do you think you have the guts to make it through this whole article? Well, good luck, sister because you’re gonna need it! These are some of the creepiest photos the internet has to offer and they’re guaranteed to make you say “NOPE!” Let’s get started and I’ll see you in the final paragraph… if you can make it that far!
1. As if I needed an excuse to give up on my diet.
I’m never eating cauliflower again. Ever. And I MEAN ever.
2. Beautiful view, if you’re really into DEATH
If he moves one more inch he’s going to slide to his death and will somebody please tell me that didn’t happen? SOMEBODY HELP THAT POOR, STUPID MAN!
3. I’m never driving again
Listen buddy, I know you just want to catch a ride with me but if you could get the heck out of here that would be perfect!
4. Still with me? Great!
If you’re still here with us, well done! You’re almost half way! Your half way challenge is to go and drink a can of coke right now.
5. First veggies, now fruit?
Please don’t find any spiders in chocolate or pizza or I’ll never be able to eat anything ever again.
6. I can’t drink water now either?
I’m going to spend the rest of my life severely dehydrated. It’s something I’ll learn to live with. Maybe.
7. Stairway to heaven or escalator to hell?
For once, I’d rather just go and take the stairs. I know I’ll have to exercise, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take to avoid certain death.
8. I’ll never let go, Jack, I’ll never let go!
I hope you’re not scared of heights. Or swimming in open water. Or both at once. No thank you!
9. There’s not just a Tiger on this golf course!
You know what, that snake looks comfortable where it is. Let’s not disturb it, let’s just go home and give up on golf for the rest of our entire lives. I’m sure it’s no great loss.
10. My dentist never warned me about this crap!
I feel like all the cavities, fillings and root canals I’m gonna have will be totally worth it just so I don’t have to deal with this.
11. All of a sudden I’m feeling the urge to take up jogging.
There’s no way I’m going to be able to drive anywhere again, I’ll just leave my car here and walk home. Don’t worry about me, I just don’t want to be snake food!
You’re still here?! Congratulations! You’re a winner, baby, and you know what you won? Absolutely nothing except the knowledge that you have nerves of steel and show no fear in the face of creepy. Not everyone is quite as gutsy as you though, so why not share this with your friends? Go on, you know it’ll be hilarious to see your squeamish buddies try to get through all of these! And leave us a comment to let us know which one of these pictures really tested your nerve!