We’ve all lived through some weird beauty trends, I mean who was responsible for all of that blue eyeshadow in the 80’s? But things just seem to be getting weirder and weirder, especially on the manicure front! Here are 15 bizarre nail trends that need to die before anyone actually tries to wear them!
1. Spiral nails
I don’t know about you but these would send me round the twist!
2. Super long nails
Unless you’re really REALLY into the Wolverine movies, this is a very bad idea. I mean, these things look like they could kill.
3. 3D Nails
These look like you put on nail polish and then fell into a kid’s toy box before it dried. And honestly, they look like they’d annoy the crap out of you after an hour!
4. Duck Feet
If tiny spades attached to your fingers is the look your going for, go for it. If not, stay away.
5. Spiky nails
Well, I suppose if you wore this you wouldn’t have to take any self defence classes.
6. Stiletto nails
At least stiletto heels only hurt you if you wear them for too long, these look like you’ll be accidentally stabbing yourself within half an hour of application.
7. Money nails
If you have a spare $100 bill lying around that you can use to do this to your nails, go crazy. Just remember that there’s about a million other better uses for that cash, oh, and destroying currency isn’t exactly legal!
8. Caviar nails
This look’s really easy to achieve. Just paint your nails and then stick them into a jar of cupcake decorations.
9. Textured nails
Don’t get me wrong, I think these look really pretty. I also think they look like they’d catch on everything you ever put your hand even remotely near and that would drive me crazy!
10. Cartoon nails
These manicures take a lot of skill to do and are really cute, but if you want people in the office to take you seriously, you’re probably better staying away.
11. Blob nails
I mean, just look at them. They’re just wrong. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
12. Lego nails
Know how much it hurts when you step on a lego brick? Well imagine how it must feel when you’re accidentally hitting yourself in the face with your lego manicure every time you try to put on makeup.
13. Giant spiky nails
I hope you weren’t planning on doing anything today because this manicure just put a stop to that. How would you even go to the bathroom while wearing these? No thanks!
14. Aquarium nails
These might work for mermaids but unless you’re planning on living under the sea for the rest of your life, skip this trend.
15. Furry nails
Oh, you wanted to wash your hands? Well too bad, because you’re covered in fur and will spend the whole afternoon with drippy hands if you do. Fun, fun, fun.
What’s the weirdest nail trend you’ve ever seen? Have you ever had a really crazy manicure? Let us know in the comments and don’t forget to share this article with your fashion conscious friends and family!