People Share Their Horror Stories Of The People Next Door


We’ve all had terrible neighbors, people who play music at 2 am on a Wednesday, or people who leave their rubbish out for weeks on end.

It makes living on that street a nightmare, but honestly, your neighbors from Hell have nothing on these guys!

Check out these hilarious neighbor horror stories.

1. Digging A Whole

“Our neighbor dug a hole in our side yard because she needed dirt. Both of us live on an acre of land.”

2. Snow Blower

“My constantly drunk neighbor came up with a brilliant idea to collect the leaves in the gravel parking lot with his snowblower! He duct taped a plastic garbage bag over the discharge chute, and off he goes. It actually inflated the bag for a few moments until the rocks started flying. He broke three windows on his garage door and splattered a bunch of cars in the lot.”

3. Neon Paint

“Our neighbor has a teenage son who’s an idiot. He got a used car for his birthday and decided to paint it neon green. One night he comes home, drunk, and proceeds to crash into my dad’s car parked outside. The next morning, he claimed it wasn’t him. We probably would have believed him had the damage on my dad’s car not had a neon green paint transfer.”

4. Three-quarter-acre Weed Whack

“I watched my across-the-street neighbor cut his three-quarter-acre lawn entirely with an electric weed whacker because he didn’t have time to drive a mile to get gas for his lawnmower.”

5. Strange People

“Our neighbor is a strange woman with a lot of strange habits. For example, she waters her plants even when it’s raining outside, and she complains about ice cream being cold so she microwaves it first.”

6. Always Blooming

“My grandmother had a neighbor who would water her flowers everyday, rain or shine. She would brag at the club house how her flowers were always in bloom—even in winter. My grandmother never told her that they were always in bloom because they were fake flowers.”

7. Sunday Festival

“My friend had a neighbor who had a stock car racer and the guy would ‘work’ on it on the weekends, revving the unmuffled engine from 7 a.m. till 10 at night and had an attitude about it. Someone on the block drained the oil one night, and this jerk blew the motor within minutes of starting his Sunday revfest.”

8. A Second Kitchen

“Our neighbors have a second kitchen in the basement that they use for everything, so the actual kitchen won’t look used or dirty.”

9. Precious Jaguar

“My grandma’s old neighbors would park on the street in front of her house and then get furious when the automatic sprinklers got their precious Jaguar wet.”

10. Stealing Tablets

“We have a grandma next door who is raising her three grandchildren. They got in trouble for stealing from our neighbors. The kids would offer to cut their grass and ask to use their bathroom when they were done. Then they would steal medication from the bathroom.”

11. On The Run

“My neighbor has a puppy they just let run around. I’ve almost hit it a few times. Often I see it out without any of them around. They don’t even have a yard for it…”

12. PC Thief

“When I ordered my PC components, they were delivered to my neighbor for some reason. He decided to not give them to me because they added up to $2,500. I proceeded to call the police and got my stuff back. He was not a smart guy.”

13. Name Snatcher

“I had a miscarriage. The wife ask us if we had named the baby. I told her the name. The next week, they adopted a puppy and gave it the same name.”

14. Smart Ass

“Our neighbor home-schooled his kids and would always brag about how his children were geniuses with perfect scores on all the standardized tests. He would never let them play with us unwashed masses. Twenty years later, his kids are still living at home and lack the social skills to make connections and get a job.”

15. Used Loo

“Just yesterday, my neighbor bought a used toilet and was power washing it in the front yard.”

16. House Grill

“My neighbors brought their charcoal grill in the house and lit it to heat the house. After filling the house with carbon monoxide, the mom passed out. The daughter felt weak and called 911.”

17. Trashy Drunks

“My neighbor is a trashy drunk dude—the kind who props up a mattress against some plywood and throws really dull knives that never actually stick at it. He was doing that and hit his dog in the leg and broke its hip.”

18. Terrifying Dogs

“Our neighbor claimed that our fat dachshunds were ‘vicious’ and called animal control multiple times. One time they had gotten loose, and when the officers went up to them, they rolled over for belly rubs.”

19. Super Soaked

“My neighbor places his yard sprinkler right on the property line adjacent to our driveway so that it soaks our cars.”

20. Foot Washer

“I had a neighbor who decided that it would easy to carry a broken dishwasher on his head to move it. The other neighbors watched him, wondering how he was going to get it off of his head. The answer turned out to be by dropping it on his foot and then cursing up a storm.”

21. Forgetful Neighbor

“Our neighbor regularly forgets her apartment keys and rings my doorbell to open the door. Despite multiple warnings, she keeps doing it.”

 

22. “I moos you”

“My upstairs neighbors moo at each other, very loudly. I used to live in the country and it sounds exactly like a cow. My roommate and I have no idea why they do it.”

23. Pool 

“When I was a kid, our neighbor was attempting to deep fry a turkey. The oil caught fire; he kicked the flaming, 400º F, five-gallon pot of oil directly into his pool. The pool erupted into a steaming explosion of hot oil and pool water.”

24. TP Bandit

“Once a 12-year-old neighbor kid asked me for a roll of toilet paper. He proceeded to TP the neighborhood.”

25. On The Run

“My old neighbor would, at 6 a.m. every Saturday morning, blast ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ at insane levels and let all of her loud dogs out into her backyard.”

26. Ivy 

“My parents’ neighbor always wanted my parents to plant ivy around their back deck. One day a bunch of ivy began growing. She seriously planted ivy because they wouldn’t do it themselves. It took a couple years to get it to not grow back.”

 

27. PopTart Stealer

“My neighbor broke into my house while we were away and stole only PopTarts. How do I know? We have security cameras that he installed. His house was up for sale within a month.”

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