19 Tweets That Hilariously Sum Up Life With Kids


Life with kids can be a total dream, you love your little ones with all your heart and you wouldn’t change them for the world. But then again, sometimes it can be a freakin’ nightmare too and all parents relate! Those nightmare moments speak to all of us, which is why you’ll find these nineteen tweets about life with kids totally hilarious. Trust me, we’ve been in the same place as these Twitter parents!

1. Hey Mom, wanna hear a joke?

Wanna hear a joke? Wanna hear a joke? WANNA HEAR A JOKE?!

2. Parents just can’t win!

Why are you screaming? Why won’t you stop screaming? WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

3. You really don’t want to know the answer to this one, sweetie.

The answer is just shocking!

4. Every time. Every single time.

I don’t think I’ve ever been to the movies with my kids without this happening at least once.

5. Unfortunately, you might never grow out of it kid

I’ve peed in the wrong place a few times after a bottle of wine or two!

6. They never really learn what privacy means, do they?

Well, not until they’re teenagers, then you’re lucky if you see them for half an hour every day!

7. If anyone ever asks me why again I’ll lose my mind!

Why?! I’ll freakin’ tell you why!

8. This is the real never ending story

I swear you started this story when you were still in the womb!

9. Sleep? I haven’t slept since 1982…

I remember what sleep was like. It was magical. Completely magical.

10. Well, that always has been a dream of mine!

I think my kid is ready for the World’s Slowest Apple Eating Contest that’s happening in Germany next year!

11. There’s no middle ground with these kids!

They either want your attention 24/7, 365 days a year, or they just want to forget you exist at all!

12. The logic is unbelievable!

I mean, how’s he going to feel when he jumps into the pool and realises that he’s gotten his whole bathing suit wet?

13. This was a terrible idea and I can’t believe this Mom fell for it

Giving your kids a way to be louder? No thanks, count me out!

14. This kid’s gonna be on Saturday Night Live one day

A comedic genius in the making, I just know it!

15. You’ll never have an adult conversation ever again

Remember those nights when you used to talk for hours all night long… Now you can’t finish a sentence without getting interrupted.

16. The times they are a-changin’

Part of me wants him to do it so 911 will laugh at him, the other part is terrified that they’ll take him seriously.

17. Raising strong independent women is important

But not when they’re throwing a tantrum in the middle of the store.

18. The question every parent dreads hearing

The problem is that you didn’t give your kid enough ice cream. You have to give them enough to occupy them until they forgot the question entirely!

19. Looks like the screens are there for a reason

You won’t be making that mistake ever again!

What’s the funniest parenting tweet you’ve ever seen? Do you have a good joke about being a parent? Let us know in the comments and don’t forget to share this article with your family and friends!



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